🦆 Distinguished Gentleman Duck Tee – Because class is everything
When the world spirals into madness, show up in a monocle and make it fashion. Featuring the ever-dapper Distraction Ducks' Gentleman Duck—complete with top hat, bow tie, and unflappable poise—this tee is for those who sip tea while the tavern burns.
Crisp design. Comfy fit. Just enough absurd elegance to turn heads and raise eyebrows.
Whether you're hosting brunch in a dungeon or politely declining quests you deem "beneath you," this shirt delivers suave, satirical style with quacktastic class.
📏 Fit & Sizing
Unisex Fit – Designed for a modern, tailored look.
True to Size, but Slimmer Fit – Size up if you prefer a looser feel.
Size Chart in the Photos – Compare with your favorite tee for the perfect fit.
Note: The product photo may be stylized, so check the size chart for an accurate fit.
👕 Premium Quality
Soft AF Fabric – You’ll never want to take it off.
Solid Colors – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
Heather Colors– 52% cotton, 48% polyester for a soft texture.
Lightweight & Breathable – Perfect for daily wear.
Ash: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
Athletic & Black Heather: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Heather Prism Colors: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester.
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
🎨 Print That Lasts
DTF (Direct-To-Film) Printing — Designs are printed onto a special film and heat-transferred onto the fabric for vibrant, high-quality prints.
Softens After a Few Washes — DTF prints may feel slightly stiffer at first, but will relax and move more naturally with the fabric after a couple of washes.
🧼 Care Instructions
Wash Cold, Inside Out – Keep the design looking fresh.
Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry – Avoid high heat.
Skip the Bleach & Softeners – These can mess with the fabric.
Don’t Iron the Design – Nobody wants a melted duck.
🔄 Returns
Custom printed just for you, so double-check that size chart before ordering.
